BAAP OF ALL PJ's

Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2

cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have

anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?


















































Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat

will become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other

cigarette another deadly answer. scroll down a little




































Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win

Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette

If that was not enough, one more deadly answer.... scroll down
























Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)

"TIP TIP barsa Pani.

Pani ne aag lagayee."

us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee".







































If that was not enough, one more deadly answer.... scroll down































Start praising one cigarette, The other will get jealous & "jalney lagega"

KABHI ZINDAGI MAE KISE K LIYE MAT RONA
KYUN KI WO TUMHARE AANSUON KE QHABIL NAHI HAI,
AUR WOH JO QABIL HOGA,
WO TUMHE RONE HI NAHI DENGA…

Kaanch ko chahat thi patthar pane ki,
Ek pal mein fir tutkar bikhar jane ki,
ChaHat bus itni thi us diwane ki,
Apne tukdo mein tasvir uski sajane ki.

ooooooooops

Ooopss...!
...ouch!
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_().o.()) ..ohh!
I fell down from d Bed, trying 2 reach 4 my cell.
juz 2 wish u a...
GooD Morning!

morinig in diff languge

In French: "Bon jour"

In Spanish: "Te Quiro"

In Italian " Teamo"


In Yugoslav "Volim Te"

In English "Good Morning"

In Punjabi " Uth Moya Kam te nahi jana?"

good morning

No Toothbrush
No Tea
No Breakfast
No Ssnnan
No God's Pooja
No
No
No
No
No
No
Sabse Pehle
Apun Ka SMS
Good Morning

I want u … To be with me In a

I want u …
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner…. &
to say those sweet three words to U….
“Pay The Bill”