1.What is live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.


2.Girls are like internet domain names... the ones I like are already taken.

3.Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds !


4.When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why,just make a wish. Trust me it will come true,'cause I did it and I found you.


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