Santa:rs10 ke recharge kiya to kya milta he?
Banta:rs 7 ka talktime
santa:baki rs 3 ka choclate dedo



Santa:roz mere sapne me 1 ladki scoter leke aati he,aaj nahi aayi.
Banta:scoter puncher ho gayi hogi




Doctor:apka weight?
Lalaji:chasme ke sath 65 kg.
Doctor: bina chasme?
Lalaji: woh mujhe dikhta nahi.